"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize