I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Randomize