I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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