Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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