So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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