problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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