we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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