I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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