i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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