I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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