drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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