Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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