Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is Oprah even human
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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