I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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