how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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We have started to decorate penises.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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