Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He passed out mid-signature
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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