She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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