i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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