she was so not down for the gang bang
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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