the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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