I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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