Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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