i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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