I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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