rhymes with "ouble enetration"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Slut skills are useful in every country.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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