There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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