The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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