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what?
penguin condom
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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