you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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