You're my little dorito
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
