we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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