We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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