I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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