girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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