so explain again why im purple
no
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Randomize
