ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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