i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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