Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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