would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This is the high leading the old right now
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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