Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
