Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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