Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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