Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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