using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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