Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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