But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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