What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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