I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.