I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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