I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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