these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently you make a good broom.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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