carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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