The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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