I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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